the last guy’s blood didn’t splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.
(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
Why is it that bullies can always tell you’re lgbt or like neuroatypical way before you can 😭
thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021:
thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021:
I feel like there’s a pit under youtube headquarters that youtubers to be spawn out of and then the staff there assigns them millions of followers because literally every time I hear a news story about some fucked up thing a YouTuber did its someone that me nor anyone in any of my social circles has ever heard of before
Can you name any of these fuckers?
THAT NOMINATION LIST IS EXACTLY WHY I MADE THIS POST
WHO THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE
Not to be that person but they aren’t youtubers. They’re streamers on twitch (or in shrouds case mixer). At least two of these streamers focus on fortnite (if Google is correct), we don’t know who they are bc we’re not their target demographic.
(via reformedmercymain)
this is your quarterly reminder that no esportsmen are trustworthy, none of them, not even your favourite esportsman; so remember: even as you and i and we support The Gamer Dudes you keep a part of your heart guarded and prepped for inevitable betrayal and disappointment because we all know what gaming is like and what young people in the spotlight with money and fame in a culture of gaming are capable of
(via nennechus)
insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–
TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
(via dq9)
claycoloredmotherlessness-deact:
I am so sick of college bro every day there is more assignmence -_-
(via jjonaks-right-click)

